This week my amazing word is:
Amphibology represents a sentence or phrase that can be interpreted in more than one way. A phrase with more than one meaning can be risqué, as in the classic 'double entendre'.
Amphibology is consequently found in much deliberate humor, where the flexibility of the language is played to delightful effect. It is a close relative of Ambiguous.
A newly married man asks his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," his wife replied, "I'd have married you no matter who left you that fortune."
A doctor said to his patient, "I can't find the cause of your illness,"
then paused thoughtfully and added, "but frankly I think it's due to drinking."
"That's OK," replied the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."
The case of the title of the record album Best of the Beatles (see picture), which misled many people into buying it, thinking they were getting a record featuring the best songs of the Beatles. In fact what they had purchased was a record featuring Pete Best, who had been a member of the Beatles early in their career.
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